25 appropriate conditions for consumption of Aesthetically Complex pies and snacks:
1. obnoxiously joyous, hair frizzing gleefully in the breezes 2. restless elbow, striking poses unapologetically, gravitating towards corners 3. endearingly anxious with twinges of self-doubt, but what's new 4. deeply insecure about the state of one's fridge, one drawer in particular, as well as under most large furniture 5. fiercely independent, no need for anyone else's opinion thank you very much! 6. squirmy. that's all. good bye. 7. forgot apartment keys once and it sure as hell won't happen again, compulsively rummaging through pockets upon departure 8. in anticipation of that feet-squarely-on-the-ground, shoulders-back, "let's do this!" feeling 9. over the moon but under the weather 10. recognizing your mother's hands reflected in your own for the first time 11. infuriatingly satisfied and feeling not a bit guilty about it 12. pacing around, left foot slightly pointing inwards, feels like the best option 13. in a state where constructing a peanut butter sandwich takes just one too many steps at the moment to fathom 14. ears full of slippery words, manipulated subconsciously into opposites 15. just taking it all in 16. aiming for 'sophisticated adult', but settling on 'precocious child' 17. having just set down an exceptionally heavy bag and now experiencing that sensation like your arm is floating towards the ceiling 18. realizing it's been a long time since you've simply taken a deep breath 19. a little jittery, twitchy in the knees, foot kicking, but meaning well 20. consumed by the thought: this time tomorrow it'll all be done! 21. delicate on paper, reckless in practice (sorry to say) 22. slightly suspicious whether or not it will fit, but only because the doorway is so very small 23. hyper articulated and grossly exaggerated 24. with a propensity towards abbreviated words and run-on sentences 25. a tiny bit slow and somewhat on fire
